Every day for four months the preschool parents have parked in front, because our kids get out 15 minutes before the rest of the school. And every day, as the parents begin to leave, you start your car and zoom around me, as though you might spontaneously combust if you had to wait the 30 seconds it takes me to put both kids in their seats so you can just move up in line when I leave. Why do you do this? Do you really think someone is going to randomly drive by and say to themselves If I don’t turn right now into this elementary school and park in the spot in front of that minivan I’ll SIMPLY DIE!
No, you don’t. Because no one’s going to die. Not even you. So knock it off. You look like an idiot.
In other news, this shoe has been on the side of the road for at least a week, and I was so stoked to see I finally had my camera in my purse. I’m pretty sure it belongs to Duckie Dale, dontcha think?
Good times, good times.
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ETA: Because it’s on my mind, I bring you 80s goodness… now:
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 10:41 pm
hamburgerpimp
A day of rage in the House of Pimp (and Huzzah). Passerbys, beware.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 2:10 am
Brandi
Who could possibly lose such a pimptastic shoe? A one-legged black private dick who’s a sex-machine to all the chicks?
Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 8:55 am
jen-nay
I want Duckie in my neighborhood.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 10:21 am
girlymommy
The lady in the blue minivan was in our car line this morining and at my sister’s school……is it cloning? Maybe Zac Efron is behind it all.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 10:29 am
girlymommy
Duckie’s shoe? Was there a pink VW Carmengia around? Can I pleaaassse melt with you Duckie?
BTW…sad to say I actually have the Pretty in Pink soundtrack in my white minivan right now!!!! And yes, I used Pretty in Pink and minivan in the same sentence.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 10:59 am
beartwinsmom
ROFLMAO and yes, that was painful. I have to hold my stomach because I’m laughing so hard.
Yes… it’s a conspiracy- all plotted by Zac! I love it!
And as for Pretty in Pink- I LOVED that movie, have the soundtrack (on tape- yes, I’m revealing my old age here), and I wanted to be Molly Ringwald when I was a teen.
Okay… now how’s that for random?
The shoe is classic- now all we need is the glasses.
~Michelle
beartwinsmom.wordpress.com
Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 11:10 am
jen
Oooh. A soundtrack. I’m such a lame-o sucker for lame-o soundtracks. That might add to my delicious collection of 80s music I’ve recently been given. Thanks, ladies.
ETA: I should add that OMD’s “If You Leave” has been in my Top 5 Favorite 80s Songs since I first heard it in 1986. I never get tired of its total and complete repetitiveness. And I always think of Kristi Swanson at some point, also.
ETAA: I just added it underneath the picture. Because I just don’t get tired of it. 🙂
Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 11:09 pm
beartwinsmom
Okay, you have got to teach me how to add music like that to your blog post. That was SO cool!!!
~Michelle
beartwinsmom.wordpress.com
Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 1:36 am
girlymommy
That’s it……I’m calling Micheal J. Fox…hopping into the Delorian Time Machine and heading back to the 80’s….for some good ol’ fashion fun! I just might be able to recreate that beautiful pink home couture prom dress that Miss Molly wore and sneak it back to the present time. Wouldn’t I look totally FAB in it??? Don’t answer that.
I so wish I could have made it to your 80’s party Jen. UGH.