…………………………….Jack pours water on Lorelei’s head

Me: “Jacoby Ryan! Please do not pour water on her head. You know better.”

…………………………….Jack turns away from me

Me: “Hey, sir. I mean it.”

…………………………….Jack tips his chin up defiantly and continues to play with toys

Me: (leaning into the tub and speaking slowly) “Do. You. Understand. Me?”

Jack: (leaning out to me and speaking slowly) “I. Understand. Daddy.”

I had to bite my cheek to keep from laughing.

Fartknocker.

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