[Jack, hearing me say something to the computer screen under my breath.]

Jack: Who are you talking to Mommy?!

Me: No one, honey.

Jack: Why are you talking to no one?

Me: I was just talking, don’t worry about it.

Jack: Who were you talking to?

Me: I wasn’t talking to anyone, Jack. There is no one I’m talking to.

Jack: Who is the anyone you are talking to?

Me: JACOBY! Hush!

Jack: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Just stop talking about it!