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Most Europeans I deal with in email do write in all-caps. It adds to the entitlement vibe when I think they’re yelling at me.

Of course the Americans yell too, they just use syntax properly but not punctuation.

Fun times.

HELLO GIVE ME YOUR PAYPAL EMAIL AND THE PRICE WITH SHIPPING TO FRANCE… THANKS

OLIVIER

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Hello, I’ve sent an invoice with payment and shipping options on it. Thanks!

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HELLO GIVE ME YOUR PAYPAL EMAIL.. THANKS

OLIVIER

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Hello Olivier,

Our accounting is not set up that way; I’ll need you to pay through the invoice, which has a PayPal option. Thanks.

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NO

GIVE ME YOUR PAYPAL EMAIL SO AS TO PAY YOU

THANKS

OLIVIER

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Sir I apologize if I’m not being clear enough. We do not accept PayPal payments outside of eBay, if you wish to pay you’ll need to use the invoice, as it is three weeks late already.

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HELLO

PAYPAL EMAIL = ……….????

BEST REGARDS

OLIVIER

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Monsieur, je suis désolé mais nous ne pouvons pas faire de transaction en dehors de la facture. Si vous éprouvez des difficultés s’il vous plaît n’hésitez pas à répondre en français et je vais essayer de faire de mon mieux pour vous aider.

(Translation: Sir I’m sorry but we cannot do transaction outside of the invoice. If you are having difficulties please feel free to respond in French and I will try to do my best to help you. )

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THANK YOU TO FUCK ME

IT’S A SHAME ….

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YOU ARE A THIEF

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Well that was classy. I’ll go ahead and turn this into the account manager; do not contact us again.

Hi
Do you have in 220volt Please for EUROPE
tanks
Bye
Patrick

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Hi Patrick,

I think perhaps you are mistaken – this isn’t the actual appliance, it’s a photo of the appliance that we’re selling.

Thanks and good luck!

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Hi
It s a Blender kitchnaid
So yes is a 220volt Please
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Hi Patrick,

We’re not selling appliances – we’re selling photos from a newspaper, and this is just a photo of an appliance.

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YOU DO NOT HAVE 220VOLT FOR EUROPE
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No, because we aren’t actually selling a Kitchenaid. I think you must have put that into your search in eBay and our picture came up because we have the word in the title. But we are *only* selling a picture that ran in the newspaper, not the actual appliance. Would it be easier if I wrote this in French?
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OK EXCUSE ME
THANKS
BYE

PATRICK

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